Movie Description:
A VERY CRAPPY CHRISTMAS Mr. Hankey`s visit isdelayed this year because heis all tied up with the new wife and kids. Without Mr. Hankey,the town of South Park is in a Christmasslump. In a desperate attempt to bring the "spirit of Christmas" to the town, the boys make a video Christmas card. ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT`S ME, JESUS. Cartman misinterpretsthe effects of a stomach virusas the beginning of puberty. Stan, not wanting to be leftout, resorts ot taking hormones prescribed by Dr. Mephesto which cause his body to change in the most dramatic of ways. Meanwhile, people start togather outside Jesus` house waiting for a millennium miracle. Not wanting to disappoint, Jesus puts on a New Year`s Eve show enlisting the help of a veteranrock `n` roll star. CARTMAN`S SILLY HATE CRIME 2000 Afterchucking a rock at "token"-SouthPark`s only minority student-Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hatecrime and landsin juvenile detention hall. As Cartman adjusts to life on theinside, he gradually befriends his cellmate, "Romper Stomper," who, although rough and tough on the outside,also misses his mommy. Meanwhile, theboys help their convicted friend smugglecigarettes so he can break free and joinhis friends in the third annual "Gauntlet Sledding Race." SOMETHING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR FINGER Having been caught up in the boy band craze, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartmanform their own group, "Fingerbang." While Cartman is busy booking the first gig for the South Park boys` new band, everyone in town is lining up toaudition for a spot as the fifth band member.
