Movie Description:
According to Joel, the onlydiffer- ence between Catalina Caper and Titanic is talent. Ah, come on! Bikini-clad nymphs swing their hips which LittleRichard flaps his lips. What else does afilm need? Here`s the scoop. A couple of happening guys take a trip to Cali- fornia for sun and fun and the chicksdick `em big time. One`s a realparty boy and his friend, Don, falls for some blade named Katrina, but she`s got a buffed-out boyfriend. Weird thing is,Tom Servo`s fallen for Katrina too, but likes to call her Creepy Girl. Poor little `bot. Itreally rusts his bolts every time she locks lips with that Donguy. Anyway, this rich Greek named Lacropolis is all set up to buy a stolenscroll, but those darn kids mess every- thing up. Now, you may ask yourself,"Why does a millionaire like Lacropolis want to be a crook?" "Easy," Joel remarks, "Because he`s unscrupulous." Crow sums up this film best by tweakingthe old saying, "No shoes. No shirt. No script."
