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MasterRomero
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About Me:

Name: MasterRomero
  1. Gender: Earthworm
  2. Age: 20,000 years
  3. Location:Wherever the darkness is...

Member Info:

  1. Member Since
    03/25/2008
  2. Last Login
    06/25/2008

Member Stats:

  1. # of Reviews: 12
  2. # of Votes: 9
About Me
After ascending the ranks to jedi master I fell in the clone wars and fell to earth where years later a satelite would fall from space onto my frozen corpse,reanimating me and awaking an uncontrollable hunger for human flesh. With a Skynet CPU processor and a direct link to heaven (cause you know Jack Sparrow died on the cross for my home movie entertainment system needs, noodge. I am privy to all information concerning the latest action, comic, and general movie info. I try to have up to date info on upcoming cool movie stuff on my profile and being a clerk at DJ`s video I know release dates for all movies being released onto our expansive New Release Wall, hip-hip doogan! P.S. I might be dead but I`m hella hot and attractive so if you want to know who to talk to when you walk in the front doors now you know. (nong) But don`t disrespect now, I`m talking about my life and I can`t seem to get that through to you. I`m not just talking about one person I`m talking about everybody, I`m talking about FORM, I`m talking about CONTENT, I`m talking about GOD, THE DEVIL, HELL, HEAVEN! Do you understand? Finally?!!!
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Movies:


Any movie that shows a genuine thought process, something original you know. Most notably though, Jurassic Park I swear I`m gonna own a theme park with dinosaurs in it. But I`m gonna make `em all miniaturized though so as not to make the same mistakes that John Hammond guy made. So like, also movies like Tremors, and of course Star Wars.

Actor/Actress:


My favorite actor right now is Johnny Depp cause lets face it the guy can do it all. My favorite actress though is Hayden Pantierre (for obvious reasons).

Directors:


There are really a lot of them that have contributed greatly to what I love about movies, but I absolutely would love(d) to meat/have met John Ford, Martin Scorcese, Quentin Tarentino, James Cameron, or George Lucas.

Movie Scenes:


This here is a scene from Almost Heroes starring Matthew Perry and the late Chris Farley (R.I.P.)

Bartholemew Hunt (Farley) is a tracker in the employ of Leslie Edwards who wants to be the first pair of Americans to make it to the Pacific Ocean, but in order to do so they must best Lewis and Clark in the process. Along the way they are captured by a group of spaniards who inhabit the area they are currently in and manage to barely escape with their lives (and happen to be in nothing but their underwear) Hunt is cornered by two of the spaniards who have an awkward final request before he is killed...

Spaniard 1: And now, we kill you senor, and take your head back to Hidalgo (Their leader)...

Spaniard 2: But we do have one tiny favor to ask-

Spaniard 1: Yes, you see so often when we bring a head back to Hidalgo it has a...a grim sort of look of terror on it.

Spaniard 2: It would really put us in good with Hidalgo if you could...smile...as we kill you?

Hunt: Go to hell!

Spaniards are taken aback by this fowl language, but quickly compose themselves.

Spaniard 2: No...No did you see how ugly your face was when you said that?

Spaniard 1: Say...say...say "puppy"-

Spaniard 2: Yes! Say "puppy", cause one cannot help but smile when they say the word "puppy".

Spaniard 1: Say "puppy"

Spaniard 2: "puppy"

Spaniard 1: Say "puppy"

Leslie appears on top of a cliff...

Leslie: Die you spanish (expletive deleted)!

He attempts to tackle them by jumping off of the cliff, but misses entirely and hits the ground. As the Spaniards examine his limp body, Hunt knocks them out from behind with a log...

Hunt: "Puppy" you sons of (expletive deleted)!

Other:


I am really really really really really good looking.
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My REviews (12)

OF MICE AND MEN DVD Review

Written by MasterRomero on June 19th, 2008

Tell me about the rabbits George This movie portrays the classic tale of best friends George and his mentally handicapped best friend Lenny as they struggle to find work and in depression-era California. After being on the run from the law due to Lenny and his fascination with women, the pair soon find a job working on a ranch owned by a old man, his snobby hot-headed son, and his flirtatious wife. Watch as the George struggles to keep himself and Lenny fed while keeping Lenny out of trouble with the owners. A classic performance by John Malkovich makes this a movie you don`t want to miss.

DAY OF THE DEAD DVD Review

Written by MasterRomero on June 18th, 2008

CHOKE ON `EM! After a class 4 outbreak has turned a majority of the world`s population into flesh hungry zombies, a handful of soldiers and civilians must hunker down in an abandoned missile silo and figure out a way to surrive the onslaught that is if they don`t kill each other first. With makeup and effects by Tom Savini and directed by the one and only master of horror George A. Romero, Day of the Dead is easily the best in the series and totally worth adding to your collection.

GHOST RIDER DVD Review

Written by MasterRomero on June 18th, 2008

Who else wants a bike like that? After making a deal with the devil to save his fathers life from cancer, Johnny Blaze lives a life of constantly looking over his shoulder to see if the devil has come to collect. After years of putting his motorcycle skills to good use as a professional stuntman, Johnny Blaze has made quite a name for himself. Unfortunately, the son of the devil seeks to make a name for himself too by bringing a new hell on earth. In order to stop him, the devil vows to erase Johnny Blazes debt if he agrees to become the Ghost Rider and send his son back to hell.

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Written by aleahhead on May 13th, 2008
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