After ascending the ranks to jedi master I fell in the clone wars and fell to earth where years later a satelite would fall from space onto my frozen corpse,reanimating me and awaking an uncontrollable hunger for human flesh. With a Skynet CPU processor and a direct link to heaven (cause you know Jack Sparrow died on the cross for my home movie entertainment system needs, noodge. I am privy to all information concerning the latest action, comic, and general movie info. I try to have up to date info on upcoming cool movie stuff on my profile and being a clerk at DJ`s video I know release dates for all movies being released onto our expansive New Release Wall, hip-hip doogan! P.S. I might be dead but I`m hella hot and attractive so if you want to know who to talk to when you walk in the front doors now you know. (nong) But don`t disrespect now, I`m talking about my life and I can`t seem to get that through to you. I`m not just talking about one person I`m talking about everybody, I`m talking about FORM, I`m talking about CONTENT, I`m talking about GOD, THE DEVIL, HELL, HEAVEN! Do you understand? Finally?!!!
Movies:
Any movie that shows a genuine thought process, something original you know. Most notably though, Jurassic Park I swear I`m gonna own a theme park with dinosaurs in it. But I`m gonna make `em all miniaturized though so as not to make the same mistakes that John Hammond guy made. So like, also movies like Tremors, and of course Star Wars.
Actor/Actress:
My favorite actor right now is Johnny Depp cause lets face it the guy can do it all. My favorite actress though is Hayden Pantierre (for obvious reasons).
Directors:
There are really a lot of them that have contributed greatly to what I love about movies, but I absolutely would love(d) to meat/have met John Ford, Martin Scorcese, Quentin Tarentino, James Cameron, or George Lucas.
Movie Scenes:
This here is a scene from Almost Heroes starring Matthew Perry and the late Chris Farley (R.I.P.)
Bartholemew Hunt (Farley) is a tracker in the employ of Leslie Edwards who wants to be the first pair of Americans to make it to the Pacific Ocean, but in order to do so they must best Lewis and Clark in the process. Along the way they are captured by a group of spaniards who inhabit the area they are currently in and manage to barely escape with their lives (and happen to be in nothing but their underwear) Hunt is cornered by two of the spaniards who have an awkward final request before he is killed...
Spaniard 1: And now, we kill you senor, and take your head back to Hidalgo (Their leader)...
Spaniard 2: But we do have one tiny favor to ask-
Spaniard 1: Yes, you see so often when we bring a head back to Hidalgo it has a...a grim sort of look of terror on it.
Spaniard 2: It would really put us in good with Hidalgo if you could...smile...as we kill you?
Hunt: Go to hell!
Spaniards are taken aback by this fowl language, but quickly compose themselves.
Spaniard 2: No...No did you see how ugly your face was when you said that?
Spaniard 1: Say...say...say "puppy"-
Spaniard 2: Yes! Say "puppy", cause one cannot help but smile when they say the word "puppy".
Spaniard 1: Say "puppy"
Spaniard 2: "puppy"
Spaniard 1: Say "puppy"
Leslie appears on top of a cliff...
Leslie: Die you spanish (expletive deleted)!
He attempts to tackle them by jumping off of the cliff, but misses entirely and hits the ground. As the Spaniards examine his limp body, Hunt knocks them out from behind with a log...
Hunt: "Puppy" you sons of (expletive deleted)!
Other:
I am really really really really really good looking.